About

We've Been Running River Thames Events For Decades absolute party cruisesA family business spanning four generations.

Absolute Party Cruises has an events and entertainment team like no other and one very brilliant River Thames party boat The MV Royalty. We possess a real passion for London, its roots and of course, throwing great River Thames events and parties for our clients. Competitive rates and outstanding customer service is our number one priority.

Our boat holds up to 160 people and still manages to feel busy when occupied by a small group. She has been lovingly restored, making her a favourite venue for a classic London Disco Cruise or a unique space to hold your London wedding reception or private party. We hope you find the information you are looking for, but if you prefer to speak to a human being, we are ready and waiting to take your call!

why choose us

Our resident DJ plays a great selection of party classics and current hits. Specific genre's aren't a problem either, let us know. You can also hire our equipment and bring your own DJ.
We're often caught on camera! The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Pageant, The Apprentice, Made in Chelsea and if you ever watch This Morning - you'll see us in the background every day, give us a wave!
We have just one vessel which means we can offer exceptional one to one customer service. We have all the time in the world to chat through your event from beginning to end.
We have a fully licensed bar serving a contemporary selection of beers, wines, spirits, prossecco's and champagne. If you're hiring us and want something specific, let us know and we shall get it in!
A whole lot of love goes into our events. We want to make sure our customers are over the moon with the outcome. Let's have a chat on the phone and get all your details and we'll do the rest!
We are a sociable bunch and love connecting with you on our social media pages. We run lots of competitions and giveaways on Facebook and Twitter so follow us today!