Welcome to the Absolute Party Cruises Website
Absolute Party Cruises is a family business with four generations of family history on
The River Thames
We have a real passion for London, its roots and of course, throwing the best parties on the Thames! We work with you to make sure you get results.
Our boat, The M V Royalty is one of the oldest river boats on The River Thames and holds up to a maximum of 160 people and it doesn’t look empty when occupied by a small group!
We cater for any event: private parties, club nights, London weddings and London wedding receptions, London hen parties, sightseeing tours, ticketed parties, launches, river transfers and student/school events.
We have also been caught on camera (not quite Hollywood) but various UK productions such as: The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Pageant, The Apprentice, Made in Chelsea and we’ve even drove a wedge between the Prime Minister and Phil on what has gone down in history as one of the most controversial episodes of This Morning! Oh Yes!
We can cover everything to make your party go with a bang!
Skilled DJs playing your favourite music, live entertainment, bespoke catering, themed decorations…you name it!
Or you can simply hire the boat and do as you please! Give us a call and chat through your ideas!
“We had an absolute ball cruising down the Thames on the good ship MV Royalty. There really is no better way to see the sights of London town than sailing down the river, plus, you get to disco dance at the same time – double the fun! We can’t wait for our next trip!” Sean Rowley and Anna Greenwood; Guilty Pleasures